Now look here Ian, my dear old chap,
57.92% of us who write or read this blog are barmy – not to say barking.
All the world’s a bit queer, except you and me, and I have my doubts about you. But all of us here just don’t even contemplate the possibility that we’d go out one morning (it’s always the morning – I thought these people didn’t get up till 2pm?) and massacre a school?
Nah. The structure’s too formulaic, each one is too derivative of the last one, and the results both mediawise and reactionwise are too similar, for it not to be following a plan.
I predict France next. Then, the EU will “have to step in”. Better keep your children off school for a few years, or a decade, if you’re French.