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Let’s hear it for the Decaying-Rubbish-Police…..pooooooooooo….


David Davis

And…..what if you don’t want to actually hand over your food waste to the Soviet, for “recycling”…but you want to do it yourself?

We compost ours, thus dutifully adding to our carbon footprint (as you ought to, the plants can’t live on fresh-air, you know!) and then dig the sttuff into the soil a year later. Removing our right to this would deprive us here of a valuable “resource”, and also incidentally of our paid-for property…

They may be rotting bananas, but threy’re OUR rotting bananas.

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