About Michael Foot I mean…
Obnoxio the Clown said something too about “one foot in the grave“.
…to inject (what’s that?) “Razzmataz”…..er?
I feel a caption competition coming on:-
It is not the function of Statesmen, while we are stuck with them up our arses, to inject “Razzmataz”. Not up our arses anyway, not like happy-laughing-boy on the left would.
It is their function to _Provide against Preventable Evils_ …and that is all, for the time being, until they are gone.
Why do KGB men go around in threes?
One can read, the second can write, and the third guy keeps a close eye on the two intellectuals.
I have just heard from a very reliable source that the Pope, during his trip to the potentially dangerous middle East, has, for his own personal safety, just got a new Popemobile:-
Also, according to my source, the Police are getting a new patrol vehicle, which will be more suited to the environments in which it needs to operate, due to the fact that criminals are now beginning to use medieval weaponry:
EDIT: I just found out, that due to budget cuts, the Police will instead be using these:
And while we are on the subject of dangerous sports, here’s The Daily Bung.
And this is how the French get a full break on their snooker tables:-