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Porn … Why can’t politicians (or their husbands) be paid to watch the stuff?


Just have a look at this lot, and see who you’d want to shag. Just do:-

 

slags, 10p an hour

slags, 10p an hour...they pay you.

 

Perhaps you’d rather have these. here are a couple…

David Davis

After all, are not these politicians, and their hereditary family-successors-in-office, and their “advisers”, supposed to be our Guardians? Are not they supposed to know what it is that the masses should be prevented from seeing?

__Surely___  , what is more important here is why, exactly, “Mrs” “Jacqui” “Smith” …

(1) needs someone called a “Commons Adviser”, and…

(2) it needs to be her “hus-band”?

Isn’t she in the House of Commons because she knows why she is there and what she thinks she ought to do? What was the point of electing her if she needed “advice”? Is her “hus-band” actually directing Interior Ministry policy? I think we ought to be told.

Other bloggers have missed the real issue here. He can watch all the porn he likes, but he must not influence policy except by his vote.

Or did all the “Blair Babes” need advice? If so, then about what? If she really does not need advice, then why can’t her “hus-band” watch porn movies to assuage his misery at being associated with such a bad person?

Guido Fawkes does not think it’s right that Mr Jaqcui Smith should have his w***s paid for by the taxpayer. I think it’s cheaper than paying his “wife” for not living in other people’s houses.

Oh dear: soon I shall be in a minority of one. The Devil rips the trousers of the Smiths too. For my part, I think that petting the bastards have £67 for some pornography is small change: after all, tha poor fellow couldn’t get a proper wife to shag, so he had to make do with a socialist hardbint from the 80s Hertford JCR, who has a face like the underside of a gearbox. Christ knows what the rest of her body is like: I guess it’s a mercy she does not appear in the cited films. (Or does she?)

Frankly, I think the other really heavy stuff all these buggers claim for is much worse, like people they don’t really employ, such as family members (you can’t shag your children – at least not unless you are a GramscoFabiaNazi, and even then it’s hard to get away with at present) and other people’s houses which they never live in.

UPDATE1:– I think The Last Ditch has it actually right here.

And God saw what man had done in his hubristic wind/fart-turbine-ness, and lo, He Was Wroth


David Davis

And yea, verily did God smite the false turbines in His Anger, to teach Man a lesson about “fossil fuels” which God had Laid Before Man Without Let Or Hinderance.

And God said: “Men: why hast ye pandered, in despite of my strictures and manuals (RTFM) to the energetics of the Devil, when all you saddo buggers had to do was pump out of the ground the stuff I furnished you with?  C***s. ”

I’m sure that actually it’s due to the Flying-Spaghetti-Monster.

DIVERSITY: Let’s all now celebrate “indigenous” cultures and “native peoples”. Let’s do this in, say, Bolton, and see what “The Sun” says…


I seem to remember that we pretty much supressed Suttee in India, by agreeing that although is was “their custom” to burn the widow, it was “our custom” immediately afterwards, to hang the murderers.

The pictures are quite high-res: what the f*** was the f*****g   journalist doing, then? Stopping this obscenity, or filming it?

David Davis

If it’s bad-in-Bolton, and we still couldn’t get away with it, isn’t it equally Nasty-and-Gross  in New-Guinea?

I expect it’s a young woman who’d been shagged by one too many “tribal” “elders”. Yep. Burn her. That’s all right isn’t it.

These buggers clearly “love death” (but not, er, ummmm, their own.)

It’s all about diversity of course, and we need to undergo sensitivity-training, to be able to understand why they need to burn this poor young woman.

Car tyres help of course. Oh, and petrol! How could I have forgotten…..?????  Not only can they thumb their nose at our morals, but they can use our technology to make their rituals more exciting.

How long before this sort of thing creeps back to Bolton, or Liverpool?